Chapter 1 I can’t afford to be hurt. I really can’t afford to be hurt.
The sudden rain had just stopped, the sky was gloomy, and the cold and damp wind was howling, stinging my cheeks.
In the back mountain, the air was filled with a strong smell of blood. The soil that had just been washed by the rain was covered with blood, which was dyed a shocking red by the bright color.
The young man had sword-like eyebrows and phoenix-like eyes. He was dressed in a black disciple robe and had long jet-black hair tied into a high ponytail behind his head. He held a sword in one hand and stood among the dead bodies. A few sinister streaks of dark red splashed across his delicate and cold face.
He crushed a head with his foot, making a clear sound. His narrow eyes drooped slightly, and when he saw the blood stain on the hem of his clothes, he sighed hoarsely, "Tsk, it's dirty."
Across from him, a wounded male disciple looked at him with hatred, gritted his teeth and crushed a black talisman. Thick black mist suddenly burst out from all directions and quickly swept towards the young man. He shouted angrily: "I will fight you!"
The young man raised his eyelids slightly, and when his figure was swallowed by the black fog, a nonchalant smile appeared at the corner of his lips.
At the same time, behind a large rock not far away, Song Zhexia held the cards in his hand and pushed the turtle next to him, "It's your turn to draw a card."
Turtle didn't look at her, but focused on the black fog over there, and said nervously: [Host, it's your turn to show your affection to the injured male protagonist! ]
"No hurries."
Song Zhexia glanced over there casually and said slowly: "The male protagonist has his own aura and he won't die."
"Besides, it's okay even if he loses his breath. The male lead can still be resurrected by watching the commercials."
【…】
Song Zhexia was still drawing cards when a reminder sounded in his mind, [Beep! A month has passed, and the male protagonist's favorability has not changed. The host will be punished tonight.]
Song Zhexia: “…”
The world kisses me with pain, and I repay it with 6.
A month ago, Song Zhexia traveled into a book, and the character he was in was a male-oriented, brainless, immortal-cultivating son-in-law novel titled "The Arrogant Son-in-Law Has Arrived, Everyone Get Out of the Way".
The female supporting character with the same name as herself in the story, who is also the male protagonist Wei Jinyou's vicious fiancée, appears to be a weak and simple little sister, but in fact she is scheming.
Wei Jinyou became a live-in fiancé and treated the original owner as his sister, but she treated her as a stepping stone. She put on a thick disguise in front of him, acted pitiful and showed concern, and successfully gained his trust.
This weak sister secretly supported the male protagonist to return to the Demon Realm to seize the throne, but in the end she gave Wei Jinyou a fatal blow at the critical moment, piercing his heart with a sword.
The reason was simple, she felt that a monster like Wei Jinyou with devil blood flowing in his body was not worthy of her at all.
After the original owner's weak personality collapsed, she no longer pretended and pushed Wei Jinyou, who was hanging on to his last breath, into the incinerator, wanting to burn him into ashes.
Near the end, Wei Jinyou was rescued by the heroine Yao Chunyan. It was also from that time that the devil blood in the hero's body was completely awakened at the moment of death, and he directly became the fucking god of darkness, transforming into a crazy and blackened demon.
Up to this point, everything was normal, until the end of the story, when the author got kicked in the head by a chicken twice and was in a very bad mood, so he simply decided not to fill in the holes and designed for Song Zhexia and Yao Chunyan to be captured at the same time.
At this critical juncture, the evil male protagonist and the righteous male supporting role both chose the female protagonist Yao Chunyan.
Then the kidnapper chuckled and his immortal body exploded.
Haha, you didn’t expect that, they’re all fucking dead!
It would be impossible to write this without suffering a cerebral thrombosis for ten years!
Thinking of this, Song Zhexia closed his eyes in pain.
Logically speaking, the male protagonist Wei Jinyou should be regarded as a little angel in the hearts of readers and the light of righteousness in the hearts of his fellow disciples in the early plot.
Then goose.
Song Zhexia didn't know what sin he had committed. From the moment he opened his eyes, the blackening value on Wei Jinyou's head soared to 96%.
Higher than her blood pressure.
Not only that, this guard dog also carries a knife with him. Every night, the dog stands outside Song Zhexia's room stealthily. In the first few days after she entered the book, when she opened her eyes in the middle of the night, she saw this old bastard standing beside her bed with a knife and a chain in his hand!
So fucking spooky!!!
I can't afford to be hurt, I really can't afford to be hurt.
Living with this old pervert who could kill you at any time, you have to take turns standing guard every night, with one eye open and the other closed.
Hahahaha grass.
I really want to blow up the world with one punch!
Seeing that the black fog was about to dissipate, at Guigui's urging, Song Zhexia threw away the cards in his hand, climbed up from the ground quickly, and according to the original plot, rushed into the black fog and picked up the dying person lying in a pool of blood.
Then, she gave that person a few big bastards full of hatred.
After knocking him unconscious, she still pretended to be affectionate, "Brother Wei! Brother Wei, wake up! Don't die!"
After she had been crying for a while, a thick black shadow fell from behind the girl, covering the light above her head, and a young man said in a faint voice, "You are crying at the wrong grave."
"Brother is not dead yet."
"..."
The girl turned around slowly, and when she raised her eyes, she met the boy's gloomy and sharp eyebrows. The corners of her mouth twitched, and she smiled awkwardly, "Wei, Brother Wei, I'm so glad that you're okay!"
[How come you didn’t die?!]
When he heard the voice, Wei Jinyou's face froze, and his dangerous black eyes narrowed quietly, "Xia Xia, what did you just say?"
Song Zhexia laughed dryly. When she saw the knife hidden in his sleeve, she had already thought about where to bury it. She said with tears in her eyes, "I just said that if anything happens to Senior Brother Wei, I will not live either!"
Wei Jinyou: “…”
Turtle: [Friendly reminder: The male protagonist's favorability value is currently negative 100, please keep up the good work. ]
Wei Jinyou narrowed his dark eyes, carefully observing the emotions on her face, his voice was cold and without any warmth: "Xia Xia, seeing that Senior Brother is fine, why are you crying even harder?"
Song Zhexia raised her hand to wipe away her tears and said gently, "Who told me to feel sorry for Senior Brother Wei?"
Feel sorry for peat.
It’s because the original owner has tear incontinence!
Even if this body is exposed to cold wind, the corners of its eyes will turn red and it will keep crying. It is simply the epitome of weakness!
Plus, I didn’t sleep well this month, so I cried even more.
[Old dog, when I think about how I haven’t slept well this month, I want to strangle you to death! ! ! ]
Wei Jinyou's dark pupils stared at her intently, like a beast staring at its prey.
After a while, the corners of his lips curled up slightly and a sneer escaped from his throat.
It's so pitiful that I couldn't help but swear in my heart.
I originally wanted to dig out her skull, slowly smash it into pieces, and see how many bad ideas were contained inside.
It seems that torturing her slowly is much more interesting than killing her with one blow.
"Oh, Senior Brother Wei." Song Zhexia's voice was soft and sweet, his eyes were as clear as spring water, and his expression was pure and harmless. "These people are disciples from the neighboring sect. If they disappear in our sect, they will be discovered sooner or later."
"Oh?"
The boy raised the knife in his hand deliberately a little higher. His voice was hoarse and gloomy, with a chill like winter. "Xia Xia, are you going to complain?"
Song Zhexia's forehead throbbed wildly, and his desire to survive exploded as he said, "Of course not!"
Come on, brother, put down the knife and talk properly!
Wei Jinyou then hid the knife again, a cold smile appeared on the corner of his lips, "I knew Xia Xia was considerate of Senior Brother."
Song Zhexia gave an awkward yet polite smile.
[Wei Goubi, you better be careful when walking at night!]
At the same time, a mechanical sound beeped in my mind.
[Punishment: Starting tonight, the host needs to stay close to the male protagonist for seven consecutive days. If you don't stay close to him, you will explode and die. ]
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Hard mouth and soft heart, crazy criticizing the young demon king, tear incontinence, black belly, sand sculpture little fox
The hero has been reborn, has no morals, is tough on the outside but soft on the inside, and his principles are the heroine's.
The heroine is incontinent of tears. She appears weak on the surface but is actually stupid and dark. She loves to go crazy.
Stupid, refreshing, two clean characters, mutual pampering, two strong characters, sweet, fictional.
"In my heart, you are better than thousands of gods."
——Wei Jinyou