Chapter 34: Registering your household registration does not mean you will die
After this series of coincidences, Li Chengfeng finally decided to take Loki and Hela to the FBI.
After all, in a prosperous developed country, it is very inconvenient to be an illegal resident.
The FBI’s legitimate “fake certificates” are a long-standing business.
The latest batch of beneficiaries are the old Dengs in the X-Men.
So Li Chengfeng drove the Quinjet to the FBI headquarters in Washington.
From Hela's attitude along the way, Li Chengfeng also gained a new understanding of Asgard, of which he had only seen a small part in comics and film and television works.
He had no interest in sitting on the Quinjet, a product whose technological content almost reached the pinnacle of a country's technology, but his eyes were fixed on Li Chengfeng's mobile phone and he couldn't take his eyes off it.
I can only say that this technology tree is really biased.
For example, Asgard's Rainbow Bridge can basically be seen as a combination of a cross-space railgun and a superluminal channel, and it has an automatic identification function.
But when the Asgardians fought, they used cold weapons and magic, which was somewhat similar to the legends recorded in mythology.
Moreover, the Asgardians, who had conquered all of the Nine Realms, had probably seen much more about real Zentraedian technology and were not interested in it at all.
On the contrary, it is the civilian technologies used for entertainment on Earth that interest these gods who want to destroy the world.
For example, right now, when I walked into the front door of the FBI, the goddess of death Hela exuded the charm of a true goddess...
While fiddling with Li Chengfeng's mobile phone.
In just a short while, she has learned how to browse various social platforms.
Of course, the account used was Li Chengfeng’s.
And Loki is the second princess of Asgard... no, she should be the third princess now.
He accepted the fact that he suddenly had an older sister very well.
Even said overjoyed.
For no other reason, it was because through Li Chengfeng's introduction, he learned that this person was the founder of the Asgard rebellion.
What I did was nothing compared to this elder sister.
So as long as he can be used to cause trouble and bring some trouble to his father and brother, Loki Odinson is willing to be a pawn for this good sister for the rest of his life.
"Sister, so what should we do next? Go back to Asgard directly?"
"Of course, we should rest and recuperate while ruling the entire Midgard, then raise a large army in Midgard and counterattack Asgard!"
"Why? Wouldn't Big Sister be able to gain full peak power by returning to Asgard?"
“First of all, we can’t go back to Asgard now.” Hela didn’t even take her eyes off the phone screen. “Secondly, even if we go back to Asgard now and I get complete and peak power, my old father is still alive. We are both at the peak of the Heavenly Father level. Even if my father has begun to weaken, it will take more than a short period of time to determine the winner. During this period, can you face the wrath of the entire Asgard alone?”
"...Yes, big sister is right."
Loki looked exactly like a crazy fan who had seen his idol, and his lackey look was so lifelike.
For some reason, I feel like I am seeing the queen and her treacherous minister.
……
"So, you learned teleportation magic?"
"OK."
"And then used teleportation magic to break into a dimensional seal?"
"Yes."
"Finally brought back an Asgardian goddess from a thousand years ago?"
"As you can see."
"What expression do you think I should use to deal with this?"
Nick Fury sat behind his desk, looking at Li Chengfeng's Republic man's face which was a little too handsome, and the corners of his mouth twitched constantly.
"So, you believe what I said?"
"Because you are prone to causing big trouble. Whether it's the Green Lantern Ring or the alliance with mutants, everything is beyond my expectations. I don't know if you were also so outrageous before you were seconded from the Republic General Administration." Black Egg rubbed his temple, looking helpless. "And the most important thing is, from the moment you stepped into the FBI headquarters, the FBI's energy detection device instantly detected a terrifying energy entity, and all the readings almost flashed! It was more dazzling than a searchlight in the dark night!"
Li Chengfeng was stunned for a moment, then he said to Loki while holding back his laughter.
"Look, your sister was a terrifying energy entity when she joined the FBI. How come you can't create a scene like this?"
Loki rolled his eyes. He really didn't want to bother with Li Chengfeng at this time.
Although he is the god of trickery, he is just a little Karami compared to his elder sister who is like a father figure.
Of course, Li Chengfeng was just joking, Loki is actually quite strong...
Just stop using those two daggers for fun and use the various magics he's proficient in seriously.
"Then you see, as the host of Earth, we have to do something for the alien friendly gods who have come from afar, right?"
"Are you trying to defraud funds again?"
"Of course it would be better if there is... But my main purpose is to register our goddess of death and god of trickery."
"Do you want to listen to what bullshit you've said? Give God a permanent residence?"
Nick Fury subconsciously glanced at Hela, only to find that she was oblivious to what was happening outside and was only focused on checking her phone, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
He was really afraid of Li Chengfeng's mouth. If something he said offended this old lady in front of him, he would have to put the entire FBI's assets at risk.
"What? Do you discriminate against aliens or gods?" Li Chengfeng slapped the table. "Just tell me straight, will you give them a residence permit? It shouldn't be difficult to do this in America, right? If it doesn't work, I'll take them back to the Republic to get a residence permit. We have this tradition there. Mazu even has an ID card."
"The problem with this matter is whether the household registration is easy to handle!?"
Black-braised Egg really has a love-hate relationship with Li Chengfeng.
Saving Harley Quinn, merging the X-Men, and leading the X-Men to defeat Hydra, with all these things happening one by one, Nick Fury wanted to kiss this little bastard hard.
But when it came to this kind of rogue behavior, he really wanted to shoot him a few times.
"Forget it. I won't bother with you. I'll let the Ministry of Internal Affairs handle the identity and household registration issues. What do you plan to call this... God?"
"Hela Odinstodia and Loki Odinson."
Li Chengfeng shrugged. These were the real names of the two Asgardian gods.
The surname is easy to understand, it means daughter of Odin and son of Odin.
"Okay, now that you've got what you wanted, do you have to help me with a little favor?"
"No."
"Did I really give you face?"
"Hey! You are such a fool! Why are you so annoying? Tell me what task you want to do. If I can do it, I will definitely do it for you. If I can't do it, I will try my best to do it, okay?"
Nick Fury doesn't want to bother with Li Chengfeng anymore for the time being.
He just handed the information in his hand forward and motioned the other party to take a good look.
Li Chengfeng took the information and opened it.
The first page that caught my eye was a photo.
In the permafrost of the Arctic, a man whose integrity can be seen just by looking at his face is sleeping.