Chapter 32: Crooked Monkey, Scrap Metal
Liu Xing's bedroom
Liu Xing lay on the ground looking at the small flags on the map and said to Xiaoyu, "Magnifying glass, Xiaoyu!"
Oh! Okay! Let me show you my latest Night Ghost! Wear it on your eyes! Xiaoyu said as she put a pair of swimming goggles painted with black watercolor on Liu Xing's eyes!
Ouch! I don't want to disappear, it's pitch black in front of me! What the hell is this! I want a magnifying glass! Liu Xing impatiently took off his swimming goggles and handed them to Xiaoyu!
Xiaoyu took it directly, wiped it with Liu Xing's towel, and prepared to put it on Liu Xing again!
Seeing this, Liu Xing hurriedly shouted!
Oh! No need! I found it! Liu Xing shouted in surprise!
Xiaoyu: Where?
Uh! Where is my netizen! Just below the Yangtze River! In a small house in front of a small ravine on the left! (I don’t know how I found it on the national map! [covering my face])
Oh my! I finally finished this picture of netizens from all over the country! It's done! Covered in sweat! Liu Xing sat cross-legged on the ground and said happily!
Xiaoyu saw the watercolor on Liu Xing's face from wearing swimming goggles just now. Her eyes rolled and she picked up the towel she had used to wipe the swimming goggles just now! She said while wiping Liu Xing's face!
Come! I'll wipe it for you! [Evil smile]
Liu Xing~, can you lend me a map of the whole country? At this time, Xiaoxue pushed the door open and said to me gently!
Not good! Liu Xing raised his orchid finger and replied in a mean way!
Phew! Liu Xing, your school is going to have a costume party, right? Xiao Xue stood at the door and looked at Liu Xing's face being smeared with black by Xiao Yu, and asked with a stifled smile!
No! Liu Xing looked confused?
Your latest look is really creative!
Ah! Haha! Liu Xing was stunned, then realized something was wrong. He quickly got up and ran to the wall to look in the mirror. He saw that his face was painted black by Xiaoyu! He gritted his teeth and said!
Xiaoyu! You drew maps on my bed at night, and now you're drawing them on my face during the day! Ah!
When Xiaoyu saw that the truth had been revealed, she quickly ran out of the house, and Liu Xing followed closely behind her!
Xiaoxue: Boys are childish!
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After playing for a while, Liu Xing quickly went to wash his face, and Xiaoyu quickly ran back into the house and hid behind the table!
When Xiaoxue saw the two of them leave, she pushed aside the small flags Liu Xing had placed on the map and began to study them.
After a while, Liu Xing pushed the door open and saw Xiaoxue pushing aside the pictures of netizens that he had put together with great difficulty! He hurriedly shouted!
My netizen pictures!
Those are all your netizens! Xiaoxue sat cross-legged on the ground next to the map and said indifferently!
You have too many online friends! You should make more good friends, like me. My good friend will come to see me tomorrow at noon!
You are going to meet your online friend tomorrow, is that reliable? Liu Xing asked hesitantly while sitting on the bed!
This guy is really unique! Take a plane and land directly at the Capital Airport! She said! There is no closer apron! Otherwise...! Xiaoxue sat on the ground and began to introduce it with great joy!
What else can happen?
Otherwise, you can park it on our rooftop! Or you can park it on our balcony! Liu Xing laughed at the side! (jealous)
Alas! There is a place even closer, that is my sister's writing desk! Xiaoyu couldn't help but jump out from behind the desk and interrupted!
Go, go, go! Liu Xing impatiently drove Xiaoyu back again! Then he couldn't help but ask Xiaoxue!
When will you introduce us to this netizen with such a unique personality? What is his online name?
It’s good! Call me crooked monkey! Xiaoxue said to Liu Xing word by word!
Crooked Monkey, you know this person as soon as you hear this name, puberty plus dementia! Liu Xing sat on the bed with his arms folded, looking disdainful
Without experience, most girls just come up with a bad online name. This is called reasonable disguise, Xiaoxue preached seriously!
Ah! Then what is your reasonable disguise called? Liu Xing asked curiously!
Alas! I know the name of his plausible disguise!
Scrap metal! Xiaoyu jumped out again, unwilling to be lonely!
Xiaoxue:…………
……………………Universal dividing line……………………
Garden Community
109, why don’t I have any impression of it?
What do you mean I have no impression of you? That girl is about the same age as your daughter and is also so pretty!
Why is society so chaotic nowadays?
Don't let her run around, understand me.
Ye Long had just come back from grocery shopping with his mother in the afternoon when he saw the fat aunt from the neighborhood committee chatting with residents in front of the advertising column!
Hey hey hey! What's wrong with Auntie Fatty? What's going on? My mother couldn't help but pull Auntie Fatty aside out of curiosity and asked!
The photos have been published! It happened in our neighborhood! Auntie Pang said mysteriously!
What happened? Ye Long and his mother asked quickly!
You don’t know yet! A middle school student in our community went to meet an online friend! Ouch! Someone snatched away his phone, wallet, and clothes! Auntie Pang said with a distressed look on her face!
Hey, did the child escape? Mom asked nervously!
Let's escape and climb the concrete pillar naked! Where can we escape to? Aunt Fat said helplessly!
Ouch! How can this child be so stupid! The mother replied distressed and helplessly
That's right, they have no sense of safety at all! It's so scary! Ye Long interrupted with a worried look on his face!
Hey! Liu Mei, I heard from our Jia Jia that your Liu Xing said that your Liu Xing heard from your Xiao Xue! Your Xiao Xue is also going to meet her online friend!
Ah! Haha! Mom hurried home when she heard this!
But Auntie Pang stopped him and told him!
Your Xia Donghai is on a business trip! You must keep an eye on this child! If anything goes wrong, you won't be able to clear yourself even if you jump into the Yellow River!
It’s not that serious!
Hey, hey, hey! You have to be more careful in everything! What if your Xiaoxue also has her phone, wallet, and clothes stolen! Let someone be naked... How bad would that be! Don't you think so! Auntie Pang said halfway, "It's not good, so change your words!"
Oh! Our Xiaoxue's netizen is a woman! Mom quickly comforts herself!
It's the opposite, our Jia Jia said! Gender on the Internet is the most unreliable! If someone says he is a man, he must be a woman, and if he says he is a woman, he must be a pervert!
Our Xiaoxue’s online friend! Eighteen years old! Mom retorted again!
It’s a rebellion! Our Jia Jia said…!
Ye Long noticed that something was wrong with his mother and quickly interrupted her!
Wait a minute, Auntie Pang, what are you talking about? I admit that there are some, but they are still a minority. The Internet is dangerous, and you need to be cautious when meeting in person, but that doesn’t mean there are no good people on the Internet! You can’t just generalize them all!
After saying that, Ye Long quickly pulled his mother home, not giving Aunt Pang a chance to speak!
(This is really not wishing well for others! Even if you comfort yourself, you have to expose it [cover your face])
P.S. Thank you for your support of Xiaolong. Xiaolong is back! I will update at least once a day (I wanted to go home and have some peace and quiet, but who would have thought that there would be so much trouble at home). However, Xiaolong will still update every day!
P.S. Also, thank you my lifelong black brother! The love you send me every day is for you! Thank you!