Chapter 31 Am I poisoned again?

Chapter 31 Am I poisoned again?

"Tell me your detailed plan..." Ye Fei said with interest.

"It's very simple!" Ding Dashan immediately covered Ye Fei's ears: "Tonight we run together or separately, can the dog bite both of us back? It can only stop one at most, right?"

"Ah?" Ye Fei said with disgust: "Is this the good idea you mentioned?"

"What else?" Ding Dashan said disdainfully, "Do you have any better ideas?"

"No!" Ye Fei shook his head: "But your method will definitely not work. I can't run as fast as you. If we run together, Zheng Dao will definitely catch up with me first."

Damn it, this bastard is trying to trick me!

You know I can't run as fast as him, but you want me to be his shield?

"Don't you realize that this proof is unusual?" Ding Dashan said mysteriously, "Don't you see that this dog is almost a spirit? It's very smart. Think about it, I run faster than you, and you run slower than me. Normally, if it were a person, who would it chase after first? It would definitely chase after me, the faster runner, because it doesn't take you seriously!"

"Fuck, that seems to make some sense!" Ye Fei nodded.

"Of course!" Ding Dashan said seriously: "So, if we run separately, I will be at a disadvantage. I run fast, and the dog will definitely catch up with me first!"

"Then wouldn't you be at a disadvantage?" Ye Fei looked embarrassed.

"Well, it's okay if I suffer a little loss!" Ding Dashan said slowly: "As long as you escape, ask your father to bring some spiritual stones to help me pay off the debt and redeem me."

"Okay!" Ye Fei hesitated for a moment: "Let's do it!"

After the discussion, the two went to Wang Ergou's house together.

As soon as Ye Fei entered the room, Wang Ergou immediately glanced at him. Then, he saw Wang Ergou picked up the small bottle on the table and sprinkled some powder into his bowl.

The next second, Wang Ergou's voice transmission entered Ye Fei's mind: "Boy, don't block my way to wealth. I didn't tamper with Qianbao Congee yesterday because you paid for the New Year. Today I want to start making extra money."

Ye Fei looked at Wang Ergou with disdain and walked over to get the bowl.

However, at this time, Ding Dashan had already walked to the fire pit with two bowls: "Brother, I'll help you get the bowls."

After Ding Dashan finished speaking, he immediately served a bowl of porridge to Ye Fei: "Brother, here..."

"Thank you..." Ye Fei took the porridge somewhat embarrassedly, walked to the table, picked up the small porcelain bottle and sprinkled some medicine powder into his bowl.

At the same time, Ding Dashan had already prepared a bowl of porridge, sat there and started to drink it.

Ye Fei glanced at Wang Ergou and thought about it. Ding Dashan had just helped him serve the meal, and he was also counting on him to cooperate with the operation tonight.

He couldn't bear to see him being poisoned, so he walked over to Ding Dashan and said, "Brother, come, add some of this, it will taste better!"

"I don't want it!" Ding Dashan shouted excitedly and immediately hid his bowl behind him. "What the hell is this? I hate those messy seasonings the most. They are so fancy. This porridge is already delicious enough. Don't ruin my porridge. It's two yuan a bowl."

Ye Fei: “…”

"Add a little, I guarantee it will taste good!" Ye Fei continued to persuade.

"Brother, why are you like this?" Ding Dashan said unhappily, "I said no, but you forced me to add more. Can you please not impose your ideas on others? Just because you like it doesn't mean others like it too. Do you understand the rules?"

"Fuck..." Ye Fei was so angry at him.

How could he know that Ding Dashan's idea was actually very simple. He followed the principle of adding less and making fewer mistakes. He added as little as possible. Not to mention that if he added more, he might be charged extra and might even cause poisoning, which would require paying for detoxification.

Humph, I'm such a smart person. When I started to travel the world, you were still playing in the mud.

You want to help Master to cheat me of more spirit stones? No way!

"Forget it, if Dashan doesn't want to add you, why make things difficult for him!" Wang Ergou glared at Ye Fei expressionlessly.

"Look! Master is still the best!" Ding Dashan glanced at Wang Ergou: "Master didn't let me add, why are you forcing me to add? Brother, I'm not saying anything bad about you, you should learn more from Master. He didn't even force his ideas on me, and you're getting excited!"

Ye Fei: “…”

"Hmph..." Ding Dashan curled his lips at Ye Fei with disdain again: "Brother, don't think I don't know, are you trying to flatter Master and help Master cheat me of spiritual stones? Just tell me, how many spiritual stones do you need to add to this seasoning?"

"This condiment is free, no spirit stones required!" Ye Fei said again.

"Haha, if it's free, then it's not a good thing at all!" Ding Dashan looked at Wang Ergou with disdain: "With Master's character, if this was a good thing, would he give it to us for free? This powder must be poisonous!"

"What's so poisonous about what we all ate?" Ye Fei said disdainfully.

"Maybe you and Master took the antidote in advance?" Ding Dashan said with disdain: "Although you are my senior brother, I am older than you, and I have crossed more bridges than you have walked! You are still a little naive to play this trick on me!"

"You..." Ye Fei was so angry that his lungs almost exploded. He put the porcelain bottle on the table and said, "You can add it or not!"

He is really asking for death, and no one can pull him back.

Sure enough, not long after, Ding Dashan had just finished his second bowl of porridge and was about to get the third bowl. Before he even reached the casserole, he fell to the ground with a bang and began to twitch, with foam coming out of his mouth.

"What's going on?" Ding Dashan was lying on the ground, twitching and foaming at the mouth. He reached out and wiped the corner of his mouth, looking at the foam in his hand: "Can anyone tell me, am I poisoned again?"

"You're not poisoned. What's the poison? You've crossed more bridges than I've walked. How could you be poisoned?" Ye Fei curled his lips in disdain: "You're just imitating a fish blowing bubbles for fun!"

“Ah…” Wang Ergou started acting again: “Dashan, it’s all my fault. Look at my memory. I forgot to tell you yesterday that my Thousand Treasure Porridge is made from a thousand kinds of magical herbs. If one is missing, it will be extremely poisonous. I forgot to put one of the herbs in the pot today, so we added it directly into the bowl…”

"Is it, that medicine powder?" Ding Dashan looked at the small porcelain bottle on the table.

"Yes!" Wang Ergou nodded.

"I, I thought eating more of one thing would increase the risk of poisoning. But can eating less of this also cause poisoning?" Ding Dashan immediately looked at Ye Fei.

"What? You want to blame me again?" Ye Fei said with disdain: "I just risked being beaten by Master to persuade you to add some, but you refused to add any, and you even scolded me to death. You deserve it!"

"You directly said that it would be poisonous if I didn't add it, how could I not add it!" Ding Dashan shouted angrily: "Even if you added a pile of shit, I would break it in half and eat it with the two bowls of porridge! Brother, didn't I tell you yesterday that next time you encounter such a thing, you should explain it clearly... Ugh..."

Before Ding Dashan finished speaking, large mouthfuls of white foam began to emerge from his mouth.

This should be the peak of toxicity.

At this moment, Wang Ergou took out a small notebook: "Detoxification fee, fifty per time..."

Ding Dashan made a scissors gesture with his right hand, shaking: "Two spiritual stones, no more!"

"You little brat, do you think you're still drinking porridge like yesterday morning? You want to deal with me with two spirit stones again? No way!" Wang Ergou said unhappily, "At least forty, not a single one less!"

"Three, three pieces..." Ding Dashan foamed at the mouth and pointed with three fingers while trembling.

"Thirty-five!" Wang Ergou said again.

Ding Dashan showed four fingers again, but this time he was unable to speak.

Ye Fei nodded. Well, his tongue should be numb at this point.

"You little brat, you're trying to compete with me again, aren't you?" Wang Ergou said coldly, and simply squatted next to Ding Dashan with his little notebook in hand: "I let you go last night, today I want to see how long you can hold out, thirty-four!"

Ding Dashan trembled and made a slap gesture again.

Wang Ergou: "Thirty-three..."

This time, Ding Dashan showed six fingers with both hands.

"Fuck..." Ye Fei stood aside, with a look of admiration on his face: "I really admire you. I can't say anything. I have to use gestures to bargain for you. You are really a top-notch one."

Then, this unique bargaining soon came to Ding Dashan gesturing with his two hands.

Ye Fei couldn't help but said, "There's nothing left to gesture now, right? You've already gestured with all your fingers. I wonder how you can gesture anymore!"

Wang Ergou immediately said, "Twenty, one price, no less! If you have the ability, show me another one, and I'll recognize your ability!"

However, at this moment, Ding Dashan kicked off the boot on his right foot with his feet, and then he kicked off the foot binding inside. Then, in front of Ye Fei and Wang Ergou's extremely shocked eyes, he stretched out his hands tremblingly and extended the big toe of his right foot.

Ye Fei: “…”

Wang Ergou: “…”