Chapter 10 Modern Cannon Fodder 9
The wicked Chang'an came to the security room and hung a small bag around Dog Dad's neck.
Gu Laoliu's consciousness returned to the Tibetan Mastiff's body and turned into Dog Laoliu.
He walked out with a bag containing fifteen dollars and an air of one million and five hundred thousand.
There is a night market half an hour away from the city hospital, where they sell everything.
Chang'an returned to the ward to wait for her father. She originally wanted to go to the ICU first, but the housekeeper was there. If she went, she might be persuaded to go back, so it would be better to go later.
When the scumbag dad goes crazy, the housekeeper will definitely not be able to take care of both sides. He will definitely take care of the person who pays him first, and she can watch the show while eating sausages.
Over at the night market, Gou Laoliu attracted the attention of diners, and many of them took out their mobile phones to take videos.
The title is the same: Shocking!!! Tibetan Mastiff buys grilled sausages at night market, and behaves like a human!!!
Lao Liu suddenly became an internet celebrity dog.
The auntie selling grilled sausages deliberately gave him only two, and Lao Liu pointed his front paws at the sausage pusher.
"Woof woof woof", one is missing. I advise you to be kind and don't try to cheat the dog.
The sausage aunt teased him, "The price has gone up. Now it's 7.50 yuan per stick. You gave me 15 yuan, so you can only buy two."
"Woof woof", I know I'm not a human now, but you are a real dog.
He pulled the pocket in front of his neck and said, "Woof woof," put the sausage in it for me.
The sausage aunt understood what he meant and installed it carefully for him. She also confirmed once more that it would not fall off before she felt relieved.
Gu Laoliu nodded with satisfaction, raised his two front paws, and stood up. Judging from his posture, he seemed to be about to put his hands on his hips.
He tried to do it but found that it didn't work, which made the onlookers laugh.
The girl standing in the front filming the video smiled and said: "Your arms are too short, this won't work."
Gu Laoliu shrugged his nose. This man's soul was very pure, so he retracted his fierce expression.
Forget it. I won’t bother with you.
The young lady was so amused by his ugly and cute appearance that she plucked up the courage to go up and pull the hair on Lao Liu's head.
Lao Liu’s body froze. Was he molested by a mortal?
He raised his paws to cover his face, looking very shy.
This made the group of people laugh again.
The sausage aunt picked up two sausages and said, "Buy three and get one free. Don't drop them."
"Woof woof," Lao Liu put his front paws together to thank the sausage-roasting aunt.
Aunt Sausage felt that her head, which had been heavy from staying up late, suddenly became clear and bright, and she felt much more energetic.
She thought that maybe because something happy happened today, her mood was good and her body naturally felt relaxed.
The people who were watching and filming the video all bought some food for Lao Liu, and bought him some of whatever was on sale at the night market.
The young lady and another person asked the owner of the barbecue restaurant for two large transparent bags. They put all the food into the bags, then put them on Lao Liu's back and asked him to carry them back.
“Carry it firmly, walk slowly, and don’t drop it.” The young lady helped him put the bag away and wanted to touch the dog’s head again, but Lao Liu dodged her way proudly.
"Woof", don't touch me randomly, I won't be responsible.
He thought of a good way to support his daughter. He would go to the night market every day. He didn't have to spend any money and he could even bring food back. He let others help him support his daughter. He was really smart.
The young lady was the first person to post a video. As soon as it was released, the number of views, likes and comments exceeded 10,000. The data continued to soar, and the number of fans in the background increased rapidly.
The same is true for others, and the questions asked in the comment section are surprisingly consistent.
[I am from Shen City. Miss, which night market in Shen City is this? Please tell me the location.]
[I'm in the next city, please send me your location, I'll go buy a ticket right away. ]
[Ah~ This is the most obedient and adorable Tibetan Mastiff I have ever seen. I really want to bring it home to raise. Will its owner agree? ]
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Gu Laoliu had no idea that he had become an Internet celebrity. He happily carried two bags of food on his back, a bag of grilled sausages hanging around his neck, and walked back to the hospital with a happy pace.
He thought it over and decided that instead of earning a few dollars at work, he might as well go to the night market with a broken bowl and beg every day.
A dragon as handsome and charming as him can definitely make a fortune in this line of work.
This guy completely forgot that he is now a dog. He thought about how he was so majestic and domineering with his broken bowl at the night market, and that many people would give him coins.
"Ah~"
Gu Laoliu was startled by the exclamation, and his thoughts returned to their place. He slowly looked up and saw a plump young lady, who looked like his daughter.
But his daughter is still cute.
The young lady's eyes were bright. She took out her mobile phone and watched the video again and again. After confirming that it was correct, she tentatively walked forward.
"Hello, hello, I, I was seeing you on my phone."
Excited? Yes.
Excited? Obviously.
Looking forward to it? Like a young girl waiting for a confession of love.
Gu Laoliu was a little confused. Girl, is it appropriate for you to show the expression of someone you like to a dog?
He is indeed the most charming man, able to attract the opposite sex in any form. Unfortunately, he has no intention of getting married, so he can only let down the beautiful woman's kindness.
He tilted his head to look at the phone that the young lady handed to him, his center of gravity lost, he staggered twice and fell sideways to the ground.
"Woof", please help, the dog is about to be strangled to death.
The young lady was stunned for two seconds, pursed her lips and tried to hold back her laughter. This Tibetan Mastiff looks fierce, but I didn't expect it to be as silly and cute as in the video.
She stepped forward to help take off the two large bags on Lao Liu's back, and then took off the bag around his neck and a bag of grilled sausages.
Gu Laoliu lay on the ground in a miserable position for a while and said, "Woof", thank you.
"Woof woof", help me put it on my back.
He stood up, twisted his strong body, and signaled the young lady to put his things on.
Seeing her holding the phone and looking at him motionlessly, "Woof woof?" Are you trying to steal my food?
The young lady was filming a video. After sending it out, she picked up something and said, "Where are you going? I'll take you back."
Gu Laoliu raised his paw and touched the dog's nose. He had misunderstood.
"Woof", no thanks.
He saw Chang'an just a few steps away from the hospital entrance.
"Woof woof", my daughter is here to pick me up.
The young lady had a language barrier with him, but seeing him shaking his head, she guessed that he didn't want her to send him off.
"Okay then, I'll put it on your back," she said with some regret, as she also wanted to raise such an ugly and cute Tibetan Mastiff.
The young lady helped him hang up his things and then ran towards Chang'an without looking back. Maybe it was because the dog's hair was too long and had not been trimmed that it covered his eyes, so he could not see clearly and just ran forward with his head down.
Changan saw him running further and further away, "Dog Dad, where are you going?"
"Here, here, we're off the track."
Gu Laoliu hit the ground with his head to brake, but it was a close call, as he almost hit a telephone pole.
Their noise was quite loud, which attracted the young lady over. When she saw Chang'an, she was stunned for several seconds.
She couldn't help but burst out laughing when she saw the sloppy, ugly Tibetan Mastiff using its face to brake.
"Goose, goose, goose," the little sister laughed like a goose.
Changan saw her sitting on the ground laughing and was worried that she might faint. He turned around and glanced at her father. Didn't he get the funny part?
She ran over, grabbed her dog father by the scruff of the neck and pulled him up from the ground.
The young lady was about to stop laughing, but when she saw this scene, she started laughing like a goose again.
The father and daughter squatted on the ground, heads close together, looking at her head in confusion.
"Did the little sister get a laugh?"
The laughter suddenly stopped. The young lady turned her head and looked around, and saw a man and a dog squatting under a street light in front of her.