Chapter 4 Beautiful Girl 1 Must Be Scented

Chapter 4 Beautiful Girl 1 Must Be Scented

"Ding Di, good morning, host."

When Liu Bai woke up, the system greeted him as usual.

"What the hell system?"

"Haha, I have a system too. I am indeed the protagonist hahaha!"

Liu Bai suddenly sat up from the bed and shouted in surprise.

"...?"

Nashida, who was flipping through the Great Canon of the Eternal Flow, looked over with confusion, not understanding why Liu Bai suddenly danced with excitement so early in the morning.

"Congratulations to the host for activating the [Ultimate Invincible, Unparalleled and Almighty Random Naming System]. Now I am issuing a novice mission: Please randomly select a country to complete the Demon God (main story) mission to steal the heart of God."

The system was already used to Liu Bai's reaction, so it simply cooperated and assigned Liu Bai a "newbie" task.

Then, a turntable appeared in front of Liu Bai, which only he could see. The seven existing kingdoms of Teyvat were marked on the turntable.

After Liu Bai saw the turntable clearly, it began to spin rapidly, and after a while it slowly stopped.

The pointer above finally pointed to "Liyue", the country representing the contract.

Seeing the result on the turntable, Liu Bai touched his chin and moved closer, then stretched out a finger and gently turned the turntable while the system was not paying attention.

So, the position pointed by the pointer became "winter solstice".

system:"……"

"Perfect."

Liu Bai clapped his hands in satisfaction, then ignored the system and went to the kitchen to make breakfast.

However, not long after entering the kitchen, Liu Bai, who had already tied an apron on, suddenly ran out again, rushed to Nashida and grabbed her hand, scaring her so much that she was reading a book seriously, and the book in her hand fell onto her legs.

"Girl, you didn't eat last night, did you? I forgot about you, why didn't you remind me? Are you hungry?"

As Liu Bai spoke, he freed one hand and touched Nashida's belly with concern.

Last night he only remembered eating noodles!

"I am a god, so I don't need to eat. Rather than eating, perhaps basking in the sun is more suitable for me, but it is cloudy today."

Nashida blushed and immediately pushed away Liu Bai's hand that was touching her belly, then shook her head with amusement.

"No, that won't do. You're already 500 years old and still so small. It must be because you didn't eat well. Wait for me to cook you a loving and nutritious breakfast. Don't underestimate my cooking skills. When I worked in a restaurant, all the customers would..."

Liu Bai walked into the kitchen while speaking, and the rest of his words could not be heard.

Not long after, Liu Bai brought out breakfast. There were two bowls of ordinary noodles, each with a poached egg that didn't look very good, but it was still sprinkled with a little bit of chopped green onion as decoration.

"I didn't finish my sentence just now. When I was working at Fontaine Restaurant, all the customers would definitely... not order the dishes I cooked. I was born to wash dishes."

Liu Bai was feeling a little depressed because he failed to fry a beautiful poached egg.

"It's okay, it looks delicious."

Nashida smiled gently and took the chopsticks handed to her by Liu Bai.

However, this was her first time using chopsticks, so she had to imitate Liu Bai's movements and tried to taste a mouthful of noodles.

"It tastes pretty good, right?"

Nashida spoke uncertainly.

She had been imprisoned for five hundred years and had not eaten anything except for the time when she was born. Taste was not something she could learn in the void, so she had no way to make a comparison and could only come to this conclusion based on her feeling.

……

"I found a cat when I went out, family! She's so cute! She wants to go home with me!"

In front of the small house that Liu Bai moved into last night, Liu Bai, who was planning to go out for a walk after dinner, grabbed the hand of a wind-type cat-eared girl and pulled her into the house with excitement.

"Ahem, Mr. Executive, please let my sister go first."

A young man named Linni nearby hurried forward and tried to rescue his sister Linnet from Liu Bai.

Although I've heard that this man had a head injury when he first arrived in winter, this is too strange...

"Yohoo, there's a little girl with black stockings here, I want them all!"

Lin Ni failed to save the man, and was grabbed by the hand by Liu Bai with glowing eyes and pulled into the house.

Just when Linny and Linnet were at a loss, Liu Bai asked them to sit down at the table. Nashida came over and poured each of them a cup of steaming hot black tea.

"Thank you, girl. Please enjoy your meal. I wonder what you want to see me about."

Liu Bai thanked Nashida, and while talking to Linny and the others, he couldn't help but touch Nashida's little head.

In response, Nashida shook her head in dissatisfaction and shook off his hand, then put down the teapot and walked back to continue reading, which was her only entertainment now.

Looking at Liu Bai who suddenly returned to normal but not so normal, Lin Ni couldn't help but sweat on his forehead. He didn't have time to care about who the girl next to Liu Bai was.

"Ahem, it is like this, Lord [Wanderer]. Our father wants to cooperate with you and hopes to use your power to obtain the Heart of God of Fontaine."

Lin Ni coughed lightly and explained to Liu Bai.

Liu Bai's suicidal behavior yesterday also made other executives confirm that his unique ability can indeed take away the heart of God.

As Lin Ni finished speaking, the system's voice rang in Liu Bai's mind again.

"Ding, the Demon God mission is released - Fontaine: Take away Fukalos's Heart of God."

"Success reward: random concept skill, failure reward: obliteration."

Depending on the situation Liu Bai encounters and what he is about to do, the system will sometimes issue reward tasks, and this is the case now.

"Abandon the mission."

Liu Bai glanced at the task and answered without hesitation.

"Ding, give up success."

Then the task list displayed by the system disappeared.

Although failure in a system mission seems to result in terrible penalties, the mission function is different from the option function. The option function requires one to be chosen from four options, while the mission function can be abandoned unconditionally.

Giving up is equivalent to not accepting the task, and it is not considered a failure... It's very interesting.

"Give up the mission? May I ask why? Lord [Wanderer], weren't you killed by Lady Funina... Don't you care about that?"

Lin Ni was a little surprised by Liu Bai's sudden announcement of giving up the mission. As a native of Fontaine, according to the information he knew, this executive had an unpleasant experience in Fontaine.

Doesn't he bear a grudge against that incident at all?

"Uh……"

After hearing Linni's words, Liu Bai thought about it for a moment, and then he stroked his forehead in pain.

As veins popped out on his forehead, his entire state became somewhat unstable and his aura became violent.

"I don't remember...Funina...who is she?"

"Phew... don't talk about this anymore."

The pain in his head made Liu Bai look not so good, and bloodshot eyes were clearly visible.

"I'm so sorry! I said something wrong, please calm down, sir!"

Linny was so frightened by the fleeting breath that he immediately stood at attention, bowed and apologized. Linnet, who had been concentrating on sipping tea next to him, was also frightened and her hair stood on end, and her hair suddenly looked a lot more fluffy.

"…It's okay, it's okay. If you can't remember it, then just forget it."

"Oh, I almost forgot to ask, who is the father you just mentioned?"

Liu Bai quickly suppressed the pain and calmed himself down, then waved his hand indifferently and changed the subject to ask Linnie again.

He remembered that the Fatui executive officer did not have the code name "Father".

Because what he wanted in the first place was this code name, so that he could openly call himself "I am the father of the Fatui executive."

As a result, he was nearly beaten to death by the Queen, and was finally forced to be given the code name "Wanderer". However, Liu Bai always felt that this code name was an insult to himself.

"Our father is the Fourth Officer of the Fatui, Sir [Servant]."

Linette, who had recovered slightly from her frizzy state but whose hair was still a little fluffy, drank a sip of hot tea to calm herself down before she began to explain.

"Oh, it's her, the weird woman who used her eyes to change the knife!"

Liu Bai suddenly realized and remembered the executive named Alechino.

She was the female executive that Liu Bai had the least contact with among the Fatui executives, and this was simply because Liu Bai thought her eyes were a little scary...

"Uh, yes, but please be careful with your words..."

Linny nodded awkwardly, but couldn't help but complain in his heart:

"If father is the one with strange eyes, then you are the one with strange brain..."

"That's easy. Just tell her to call me when she goes to Fontaine. I'll go when I'm free."

Liu Bai patted his chest and promised.

"Okay, thank you very much for your reply. We will notify you when father is done."

Lin Ni heaved a sigh of relief after getting Liu Bai's reply.

In this way, Liu Bai sent Linni and Linnit away.

"System, I discovered a physical law!"

"All beautiful girls smell good."

After seeing the two siblings off, Liu Bai went to the seat where Linnette had sat and sniffed, coming to this conclusion with a serious look on his face.

"...?"

Nashida, who was standing by, put down the book in her hand and looked at Liu Bai in shock.

After a long while, she subconsciously raised her hand, lowered her head and sniffed her body.

"Really? I learned something new..."

Later, Nashida also agreed with this conclusion.

"..."

"Ding, considering the host's behavior is too outrageous, a reward is issued."

After a moment of silence, the system issued a prompt sound, and an exquisite small box fell in front of Liu Bai.

It is worth mentioning that the real name of the system Liu Bai owns is "Nitian Erxing System".

However, the "going against the will of heaven" here does not mean going against the will of heaven in the fantasy sense, but going against the will of heaven in terms of "a man who knows the will of heaven and can easily go against the will of heaven". Therefore, as long as Liu Bai performs such a behavior against the will of heaven, he has a chance of getting a reward.

This is going against the will of heaven.

"Reward...Speaking of which, you still owe me a reward, Dog System."

Liu Bai muttered to himself, then he remembered that the reward for forcefully kissing Nashida had not been paid out yet.

"…How come you are smarter than me now!"

Then, another new box fell in front of Liu Bai.

In fact, the system rewards can also be directly paid into the account without Liu Bai opening the box, but the specific method of payment depends on the mood of the system.

Looking at the two system blind boxes, Liu Bai couldn't wait to open them, and saw colorful golden light blooming in the boxes...

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a new item: the universal remote control."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a new item: a disposable transmission."

"Universal remote control: Select any creature and press the button to cause intense interference to it. After a period of time, the target will fall into a coma. The intensity of the interference is affected by the target's will. This item can and can only be permanently bound to one creature. The item disappears after the target dies."

"One-time transmission: can freely adjust the target's time flow rate, the duration is 30 minutes in the host's own cognition, and the item will be damaged after use."

Looking at the system's introduction to the two items, especially the first remote control, Liu Bai couldn't help but remain silent for a moment.

"System, you are the pervert. You gave me this kind of tool to harm people. Aren't you afraid of being banned?"

Liu Bai said to the system speechlessly that he was a little hesitant to use this reward item.

"Host, what are you talking about? This is just a normal single-target stun control item."

Faced with Liu Bai's questioning, the system acted very innocent.

"Well, if you say that, I'm going to use it on you..."

Upon hearing this, Liu Bai took out the pink universal remote control from the system space.

"But the system is not a biological target, it's useless, dog host!"

The system cursed angrily and stopped talking.

"Hey, the dog system isn't actually for dogs?"

Liu Bai muttered something and looked down at the remote control in his hand.

After hesitating for a while, he turned around and looked at Nashida who was looking at him with a puzzled look on her face.

"I'm nothing!"

Then Liu Bai slapped himself, which scared Nashida. She almost ran over and pressed Liu Bai's forehead to give him some mental treatment.

"Let's keep it for now. It will be useful someday..."

Liu Bai then put the remote control and the clock-shaped transmission into the host utility room that came with the system.

It is a pity that this host utility room can generally only store items produced by the system. Only daily necessities such as "drinking water, Mora, food, clothing" and other items not produced by the system can be stored in it. No matter how precious non-necessities are, even the Heart of God cannot be put in.

However, the necessities of life are defined by oneself. If Liu Bai must hug his sea otter doll every day to fall asleep, then he can put his sea otter doll in.

Similarly, if he has to hold Nashida in his arms to fall asleep every day, he can also put Nashida in.

……