Chapter 1: Kissing Nashida
"Wait, Her Majesty!"
"Aren't there seven countries in Teyvat? Why did you only arrange for us to take the Heart of God from six countries? What about the last country?"
The Fatui's newly appointed twelfth executive officer, code-named "The Delusion", Liu Bai, suddenly raised his hand and asked a question.
Just now, when the Ice Queen was arranging his tasks, she took into account that there were already other executives in charge of the six countries, so she asked him which executive he wanted to work with.
Liu Bai thought about it for a while before asking this question.
If there is no one in the last country, you can go there by yourself!
"..."
The Ice Queen could not help but remain silent for a moment, and several of her fellow executive officers cast speechless looks at her.
It seems that after openly blaspheming the Queen's majesty last time, he will be kicked out of the Winter Palace again.
"The Heart of God of the Last Nation is right here. Why don't you take it?"
The Ice Queen calmly took out her Heart of the Ice God, an exquisite chess piece that exuded a bone-chilling chill.
“I picked this up!”
Liu Bai subconsciously raised his hand and said something, and then the Heart of the Ice God inexplicably appeared in his hand.
"..."
This time, even the indifferent [Doctor] put down the potion in his hand and looked at Liu Bai, and the [Young Master] stared with his eyes wide open.
No buddy, are you really taking it?!
Soon, the temperature in the Winter Palace dropped sharply, and the other executive officers could also feel the biting chill.
"Fuck..."
Liu Bai was shocked when he reacted, and immediately threw the Heart of God in his hand to the "Young Master" Tartaglia next to him.
"?"
Tartaglia hurriedly and carefully caught the Heart of God with both hands, and then saw a bone-chilling cold current falling on Liu Bai.
"Don't worry, Your Majesty. I'll go get it for you right away... What did you get?"
Liu Bai made a loud promise in the cold current, but before he could finish his words, a huge ice crystal hit him. The moment he was hit, he disappeared with a whoosh.
……
The dormitory of Leila, a scholar of the Minglun school, in the Xumi City Teaching House.
"That's basically the situation, Mr. Disciplinary Officer."
Sitting in a closet filled with girls' clothes, Liu Bai raised his hands in surrender and explained to the big discipline officer Sainuo who was blocking the outside of the closet with a weapon in a cooperative manner that he was very sure that he was a good citizen.
Behind the great disciplinarian named Seno, Leila shrank in fear.
If Liu Bai hadn't wanted to come out of the closet just now and knocked on the closet door politely subconsciously, she wouldn't have known that there was a stranger hiding in her dormitory. The thought of it made her feel scared.
"So you mean to say that it was the Queen of Winter who sent you to the closet in the Scholars' Dormitory of the Order?"
The Red Sand Staff was stuck on the ground, and the white-haired boy Seno spoke to Liu Bai in a cold voice.
"I have to correct that. It wasn't the Queen who sent me here. I used the teleportation skill to escape after getting beaten, and ended up here by accident."
Upon hearing this, Liu Bai raised a finger and corrected it seriously.
"… There is no point in talking any more, just surrender!"
Seno didn't intend to listen to Liu Bai's nonsense anymore. Wolf-like claws appeared on his hands and the jackal mask on his head was slightly pressed down.
Then, Seno grabbed Liu Bai with one claw, trying to subdue him.
"Wow, being aggressive is too much, little wolf."
call out!
Liu Bai took out a small dagger from the inside of his clothes, slashed forward lightly, and cut off the lightning elemental power condensed by Seno. The silver-white "sword energy" slashed towards Seno.
'...'
Seno frowned and raised his hands to condense the element of lightning to block Liu Bai's attack.
However, although the silver-white sword energy was so thin and fine that it could not feel any power at all, it easily cut through Seno's elemental defense and left a deep scar on his arm.
“The Divine Protection of the Stars… Ugh, my dormitory…!”
Leila, who was hiding behind Seno, reacted quickly and added a layer of ice elemental shield to herself and Seno, but then she couldn't help but let out a cry.
Seno helped her block the sword energy in front, but her dormitory could not block the sword energy that spread 180 degrees.
"You must compensate for the damage here! Use this body... to rectify everything!"
Seno rushed towards Liu Bai without any hesitation, but Liu Bai had already aimed the dagger in his hand and stabbed it towards his heart.
"So, if you don't believe me, I'll show you..."
After Liu Bai finished speaking, he suddenly disappeared out of thin air. Seno's claws grabbed nothing and accidentally tore Leila's clothes in the closet.
"..."
"Woo..."
Leila wiped her tears pitifully, but did not dare to blame Seno.
"He really disappeared? Fatui... I've never heard of this person..."
Seno retracted his claws awkwardly, and stroked his chin with one hand in thought.
"Ahem, don't be sad. I will compensate you for the damage here."
After thinking for a while, Seno turned back and spoke to Leila awkwardly.
……
[Teleport: When receiving an attack that exceeds the upper limit of the body's endurance, you can choose to absorb the damage and immediately select a destination to teleport randomly within a certain range. If triggered multiple times in a short period of time, you will feel a soul-striking and gradually increasing dizziness.]
This is exactly the teleportation skill that Liu Bai had told Seno about before.
Due to its usage restrictions, Liu Bai felt dizzy after the teleportation was completed, and he didn't know where he had been teleported to.
"Who are you? Why are you here?"
An ethereal and childish female voice sounded nearby, sounding somewhat curious and a little wary.
"No way, do I have to explain it again..."
Liu Bai shook his head, and after the dizziness eased a little, he opened his eyes and looked at the girl in front of him.
The girl has white-gray hair and a ponytail on the left side of her head. The end of the ponytail is a gradient green. On the right side of her head, a green leaf grows out of her hair. There is a light green pattern like a four-leaf clover in her dark green pupils.
She was wearing a green cape and a white flower bud skirt with golden stripes on the surface and light green leaf patterns on the inside. She was wearing white step-on socks and her shoes were decorated with metal patterns at her ankles.
"It looks familiar... but I can't remember where..."
Liu Bai looked at the girl seriously, and the girl looked at Liu Bai puzzledly. The two of them just stayed in this circular green barrier with a diameter of about two meters, staring at each other.
"?"
After a while, Liu Bai looked around, reached out and touched the circular green barrier next to him, and poked it with the dagger in his hand.
"Oh, I see. This disciplinary officer is quite powerful..."
Liu Bai suddenly realized that he was locked up.
That great disciplinary officer was able to interfere with my teleportation skills and put me in prison accurately...
Could he be a god?
"Don't be afraid, little sister. I'm here to accompany you in prison. We will be cellmates from now on."
Unable to figure out why he ended up in jail, Liu Bai turned around and spoke to the girl seriously.
"...?"
The girl's face was filled with confusion. After seeing the dagger in Liu Bai's hand, she even suspected that he was an assassin who came to kill her, but she could not imagine what it meant to accompany her to jail...
Just when the girl was confused, Liu Bai's attention was suddenly attracted by something, and his eyes fell on the air between him and the girl.
Here, there is a virtual screen that only Liu Bai can see...
[A man and a woman are alone in a room. The host can no longer suppress her desire, so she decides...]
[A: Kiss Nashida forcefully, and get a "random item" as reward]
[B: Defeat Nashida, reward "Random Skill x2"]
[C: Find a way to find the Great Kindness Tree King, and then take both mother and daughter in, and be rewarded with "Random Concept Skill"]
[D: Give up the choice and reward "Erasure"]
"Nashida... I think I've heard of it..."
Seeing the system prompt the girl's name, Liu Bai muttered to himself.
Although Liu Bai knew a few years ago that he had traveled to a world called "Genshin Impact" and obtained a powerful and mentally ill system, because he was a stranger in the game who was not even a cloud player, he did not have the advantage of knowing the plot in this world.
Most of the knowledge about this world is based on things that have become popular or have a great rhythm, such as "The Goddess Splits the View", "Three...", etc.
Shaking his head, Liu Bai turned his attention back to the three options given by the system.
"Option C is good. Concept-based skills..."
The third option made him feel a little excited.
He has traveled through time for many years and now only possesses two conceptual skills, one of which is the skill that he used to take the Heart of God from the Ice Queen.
but……
'Who is the Great Compassionate Tree King? Where is the World Tree?'
"Girl, who is your mother?"
Liu Bai subconsciously looked up at Nashida and asked.
"..."
In the eyes of the girl named Nashida, Liu Bai had just stood there in a daze for dozens of seconds, and then suddenly asked herself a strange question and gave herself a strange name.
"Ahem, sorry for asking the wrong question."
Seeing that Nashida's expression was not right, Liu Bai coughed lightly, immediately corrected his question and asked again seriously:
"Who is your daughter? Do you know where she is?"
Based on the clues in the third option, Liu Bai can confirm that this Great Tree King and Nashida in front of him are mother and daughter, but he is not sure who is the mother.
Since she didn't respond when I asked her who her mother was, I guess she's a poor child without a mother...
Then the Great Compassionate Tree King must be her daughter, right?
After all, the setting of loli mom is very common, isn’t it?
"I don't."
Nashida shook her head gently. She was neither a mother nor a daughter. She was just a god who was born out of thin air in Sumeru. At least that was what she thought.
"Oh, that's it, there's nothing we can do..."
Liu Bai sighed regretfully, then his eyes fell on Nashida's face, staring at her straight.
It's so small, and looks so fragrant and soft...
"How old are you this year?"
Approaching Nashida and taking a closer look at this petite and lovely girl, Liu Bai couldn't help but ask the most important question.
"...? Using normal counting methods, I think I should be 499 years old."
Nashida was confused for a moment, but still answered Liu Bai's question. She was still a little confused about what Liu Bai was going to do.
"That's good, it's legal..."
"I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you."
Just when Nashida was feeling uncomfortable being stared at, Liu Bai nodded and came closer, leaning down and holding her face with both hands.
"..."