Chapter 20: Peter Parker
"You bastard teacher, you rogue teacher! If you have the guts, come and fight me head-on! What's the point of using a stun gun to attack me by surprise?"
Jessica Jones sat on the sofa in the new FBI's Academic Affairs Office and verbally attacked Li Chengfeng for a long time.
Li Chengfeng was really overwhelmed.
Fortunately, this girl just refused to admit defeat verbally and did not continue to attack. Otherwise, if I wanted to subdue her, I would have to use the power of the Green Lantern Ring.
Uncle Wolf, the fighting class teacher and academic director, sat happily behind his desk and watched his colleague being verbally attacked by students.
"Laugh, laugh, laugh, all you do is laugh! Aren't you the most hardcore ruthless mutant? You're so nice now that it makes me sick!"
"Hahaha, we are colleagues, don't mind those pretentious personalities." After all, Uncle Wolf is also an old man over 200 years old, and the Uncle Wolf in this universe has never lost his memory. As he grows older, he does reveal a little kindness in his daily life. "Come on, tell the director, where did you find this grumpy little wild cat?"
"In a convenience store in Midtown, don't underestimate him, he's already an expert at smoking and drinking hot drinks at the age of 18."
"You have a bright future. I will also drink hot water! We, Old Wolf, are optimistic about you!"
Wolverine Logan nodded in agreement and gave Jessica Jones a thumbs up.
Li Chengfeng was frowning.
From this guy's sincere eyes, you can feel that he really thinks Chuhetang has a future!
Then, Wolf received a sweet response from Jessica Jones...
Two long and beautiful middle fingers.
Li Chengfeng shook his head, then lowered his voice and complained to Uncle Wolf:
"I didn't feel it when I was a student before, but now I find that this kind of creature is even more disgusting than a dog! How did my teacher tolerate me in the past?"
"Hey, I'm just saying a few words to you. In my eyes, you're already a good student with excellent character and academic performance." Uncle Wolf cheerfully took out a cigar, lit it and took two deep puffs, then blew out smoke rings while saying, "When I first joined Xavier's School for the Gifted, I beat up those naughty kids. You don't know, there were even students who sneaked into my room in the middle of the night and wanted to kill me! Ah, I have to say, it's a really beautiful and interesting memory."
Is there something wrong with your definition of "beautiful" and "interesting", Uncle Wolf?
Li Chengfeng rolled his eyes and said disdainfully: "You've even caused students to assassinate you. You're so annoying back then, but you're still quite proud of it, right?"
"Isn't this just sharing my past experiences as an educator with my new colleagues?" Logan shrugged and said to Li Chengfeng, "They are different from ordinary students, so we still have to use some obvious principles to influence them."
"What's the obvious truth?"
"The teacher's fist is harder, so you have to listen to the teacher."
"Fake..."
Li Chengfeng was about to continue complaining when he heard a knock on the door.
"come in."
As soon as Li Chengfeng finished speaking, the office door opened.
"Director Logan, Mr. Li, I'm Peter Parker, a freshman at the FBI Academy. We're here to ask how Jessica Jones is doing and to pick her up."
After the office door opened, the first thing that came into Li Chengfeng's sight was Peter Parker's slightly uneasy and nervous face.
At the same time, the group of people who followed him into the office also greeted the two of them.
"Hello, Director! Hello, teacher!"
White Tiger, Iron Fist, Luke Cage, Nova, and Squirrel Girl.
They are all familiar faces.
"Do you all know Jessica Jones?" Li Chengfeng was a little surprised. "You guys look so nervous, are you on good terms?"
"Um, Mr. Li, we are good friends who go to the same high school."
"…What's the name of your high school?"
"Midtown High School."
Li Chengfeng couldn't help but smack his lips a few times.
I have to say, Central City High School is an area full of talented people!
Superheroes appear in groups, right?
"Humph, you and I are not good friends."
Jessica Jones sat up from the sofa at this time. Although she said so, her body was very honest and she had already walked into the middle of her friends.
...Tsundere has really retired, dear.
"Alright kids, take your friends and leave!"
Upon seeing this, Uncle Wolf stood up immediately, and then pushed and rushed a group of young superheroes who had not yet graduated from high school out of the Academic Affairs Office.
Maybe it was because Uncle Wolf looked really ferocious, that even though he always had a smiling face, none of the high school students dared to refute him.
But just like that, Li Chengfeng also intuitively felt the biggest characteristic of Spider-Man Peter Parker besides his greatness and righteousness...
You are such a chatterbox.
"Hey Mr. Li, Agent Li Chengfeng, I've heard about your deeds and know that you are an expert seconded from the Republic General Bureau! Now Director Nick Fury is most interested in you and the Star Squad! Although I didn't graduate from high school and the FBI Academy, I will definitely strive to join the Star Squad in the future. It's so cool, but are there any extra salary subsidies for joining the Star Squad? Yes, this is still a problem, then I won't join for now... I once sneaked into the FBI's action video storage room with Dolin Green (Squirrel Girl) and retrieved the action video of you. My God, that madman in Gotham City was actually solved by you, and Batman hasn't been able to deal with him for so many years! And Tony Stark also appeared, his mecha looks really cool, but it doesn't seem very strong... And this operation! What exactly is that green ring? Also, do you have to recite fixed lines to transform? And..."
He speaks fast and his thoughts are jumpy.
The most important thing is that the breath is really long!
Only after Uncle Wolf slammed the door shut did Li Chengfeng breathe a sigh of relief.
"Logan, I feel like my brain is about to boil. Has this guy named Peter Parker never spoken in his life? Or will he die if he doesn't finish speaking today?"
"This kid is famous for being a chatterbox. He may seem a little reserved and socially anxious, but he is actually a real social terrorist. Today, he has made Riven's transformation state unstable."
The Riven that Uncle Wolf mentioned is naturally referring to Mystique Raven Darkholme.
However, the Mystique in this world is not the Mystique who was the adopted sister and child bride of Bai Yadan in the X-Men movies.
Instead, he is a mutant who is about the same age as Wolf or even older.
After all, “over 200 years old” is just a self-claim.
Isn't it normal for women to report their age lower than it actually is?
Even this grandmother-level figure can't handle it, which shows the power of Peter Parker's mouth.
I can only say that he is worthy of being Deadpool's good friend, and his mouth is broken into pieces.
"But Emma really likes Peter Parker. After all, he is really handsome, which is right in Emma's strike zone."
"Emma? The White Queen?"
"correct."
"...As a teacher, don't attack your students, bastard!"