Chapter 6: Harley Quinn's Lip Mark
Many people do not have a thorough understanding of the clown, and think that apart from the madness that is beyond human cognition, he is just an ordinary person.
However, the Joker's melee combat ability is actually not inferior to Batman's, and he can even defeat Batman head-on in a sword fight.
However, the Joker never wears a complete set of bulletproof and sharp-weapon-proof uniform like Batman.
Moreover, perhaps due to his disordered madness, the Joker is always overconfident. After all, his biggest enemy is a hero who does not kill.
The clown never took other people seriously and just treated them as clowns.
Unfortunately, this is the real world, not a comic book special revolving around Batman and the Joker.
Everyone falls into the gutter, including clowns.
If you are not careful, you will really die.
What's more, Li Chengfeng doesn't think he is a sewer.
He just doesn't want to play the game of humanity and IQ with the Joker.
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"Hmm, Gotham's Prince of Crime, just fell like that." Li Chengfeng came forward and observed the Joker's death with interest, without any discomfort from killing someone for the first time. "By the way, will you keep his body in the display cabinet, Bat? After all, a dark yandere like you doesn't seem like someone who could do such a thing."
"What did you do!?" Batman finally recovered from his brief shock and grabbed Li Chengfeng by the collar. "The Joker should be punished by law, not a bullet from the FBI!"
"Legal sanctions? Don't be silly. In the eyes of a republican like me, your American laws are a joke in most cases." Li Chengfeng chuckled nonchalantly and used the muzzle of his gun to push away the bat claws that were grabbing his collar. "You have a principle of not killing, but I don't. The most terrifying criminal in Gotham smiled at me so creepily, which obviously threatened my life, so I shot him in the head. It's reasonable, right? Do you have to fight for human rights for the most crazy super criminals in America? That's really funny."
Li Chengfeng's reasons were impossible to refute. The mere words "I am a Republic citizen" left Batman speechless.
After all, the so-called "non-killing principle" is only his personal behavior, and he has no right to ask a senior FBI agent to obey his command.
Seeing that Batman was gradually regaining his sanity, Li Chengfeng turned around and walked to the bedside.
At this moment, Harley Quinn's eyes have lost focus, and her helpless and desperate expression is like...
A child who lost his father.
Li Chengfeng sighed and said:
"Ada, let her go."
"you sure?"
"I'm pretty sure."
After getting a positive answer, Wong Ada didn't even hesitate at all and immediately released the hands that were restraining Harley Quinn.
Just as Li Chengfeng expected, Harley Quinn did not have any impulsive reaction.
Instead, he looked at the clown with a complicated expression, who was shot in the middle of his eyebrows but fell down with a smile on his face.
How complicated is it?
There is the longing and admiration as a worshipper, the madness and sadness as a clown's disciple, and the hatred and pain as Harleen Quinzel.
Hot news: The Joker has never loved Harley Quinn. On the contrary, the Joker dislikes and even hates Harley Quinn.
Everything he did, trying to blow up Harley Quinn, and then spending a lot of money to rescue Harley Quinn after failing, were just the Prince of Crime's pastime. He wanted to see to what extent the psychiatrist who originally tried to treat and study him would fall.
In fact, he succeeds, and Harleen Quinzel fully becomes Harley Quinn.
But he failed too. Even Harley Quinn retained her final sense of good and evil and subconsciously pursued the light.
Thus, a brand new Harley Quinn was created, unlike any other Harley Quinn before it.
A Harley Quinn who isn't completely crazy.
Li Chengfeng was very sure that although Harley Quinn's feelings for the Joker were extremely complicated, there was definitely no love for her.
Even if there was, that twisted admiration disappeared without a trace when he was deliberately blown to the brink of death by the Joker.
Even the Harley Quinn in the original work gradually broke away from the Joker and even the ranks of villains, becoming an anti-hero and even a non-staff member of the Bat Family.
And he is a non-staff member with extremely high priority.
This proves that even the crazier and more extreme Harley Quinn is always rejecting the Joker in her heart.
Faced with this situation, things become much easier.
"Harley Quinn, do you love the Joker?"
"Love? Love a lunatic who turned me from a promising FBI agent candidate into an inmate at Arkham Asylum?"
"Do you hate him, then?"
"Of course, all the time." Harley Quinn's expression gradually became indifferent, "But he gave me a new life. In a sense, he even replaced my dead father whom I had never met. So... you should understand that the conflict between father and daughter is always as fierce and entangled as a war."
"I thought the position of father was more suitable for Nick Fury... But it doesn't matter now. The Joker is dead." Li Chengfeng squatted down, lifted her chin, and looked directly into her eyes. "Although he will be resurrected, he is indeed in a dead state now. I killed him, knocked down the omnipotent symbol of patriarchy, tore apart the terrifying pale demon, and restored his true appearance - a real madman who is keen on destruction and self-destruction."
"resurrection!?"
Not only Harley Quinn exclaimed, but also Ada Wong.
On the contrary, Batman on the side remained noncommittal.
I think he has already witnessed the ability of the pure Dionysus factor to trample life and death under its feet.
So it is understandable that Bats doesn't want the Joker to die. Maybe he thinks a Joker who is still alive is easier to monitor than a Joker who dies and may be resurrected again at an unknown time and place?
"You mean Mr. Bu... Mr. J will be resurrected?"
"He kept everything from you, didn't he?" Li Chengfeng helped Harley Quinn up, held her hand and walked to the Joker's body, "Why invest your feelings in someone who is obsessed with torturing and destroying you?"
Harley Quinn looked at the Joker's body from such a close distance and sighed deeply.
"Don't sigh. Why should you sigh when facing a good ending? Here, take this." Li Chengfeng put his head on her shoulder and whispered softly in her ear at an extremely ambiguous distance, like the whisper of a devil, "Come on, shoot. As a former reserve agent, your marksmanship should at least be up to the passing level."
Ada Wong was about to say something but stopped herself because what Li Chengfeng stuffed into Harley Quinn's hand was his own Magnum.
As an elite agent who is also proficient in psychology, she saw that Li Chengfeng was ready to use collapse therapy at this critical juncture.
But, will this really work?
If Li Chengfeng could hear King Ada's inner mumbling, he would definitely laugh out loud.
Bullshit collapse therapy, he just knew that these cartoon characters were most susceptible to this kind of reverse persuasion.
Sure enough, after taking the gun, Harley Quinn fired seven of the remaining eight bullets at the Joker's body after just two short breaths.
With every bullet fired, her expression became more like the Harley Quinn in Li Chengfeng's mind. With a laugh that gradually grew higher and finally became hysterical, Harley Quinn suddenly turned around, hugged Li Chengfeng tightly, and buried her head deeply in his shoulder.
To be honest, Li Chengfeng really enjoys this kind of treatment...
If only the Magnum with the last bullet left wasn't pressed against the back of his head.
"Dear Ms. Harley Quinn, how do you feel now? You are not going to send me away as well, are you?"
Li Chengfeng laughed awkwardly twice. It shouldn’t be that serious.
"If you don't want me to send you away, then take responsibility for me." After saying that, Harley Quinn raised her head and kissed Li Chengfeng hard on the corner of his mouth without any warning, leaving a rather erotic bright red lip print. "You make me even crazier. You are even more hateful than the Joker."
Pudding, Mr. J, the clown.
The change in address reveals her transformation.
Finally, a series of crazy yet charming laughter echoed in the cell.
[Mission "Team Creation" completed, "Joker Girl" Harley Quinn joins the team]