Bound to a Lazy Immortal: My Cultivation Synchronizes!

Hei Yang and Hong Li are masters of slacking, two \"salted fish\" content to waste away their youth while the world strives for immortality. Their parents, however, have other plans, pushing them onto the arduous path of cultivation that both despise. But fate, with a wicked sense of humor, intervenes: a peculiar 'Cultivation Synchronization System' binds their destinies. Every bit of progress made by one is instantly mirrored by the other—swordsmanship, Qi Refining, even breakthroughs to higher realms! This should be a dream come true for a lazy person, right? Not when both are legendary slackers, desperate to lie down and do nothing. Now, the ultimate test isn't against demons or rivals, but a fierce, silent battle of who can be the most lazy, forcing the other to cultivate!